Because only in crisis people may sell their souls for the price of food, and not get jugged!
"Hey, President, I think You are GOD: we just MADE GLOBAL recession..."!
In the current situation of crisis, government is not the solution: it is the problem.
"You must be misunderstanding something...I ordered Global Financial Crisis next Year, not this YEAR!!"
"There is no place for Global crisis in my schedule! It is already full!"
University professors are ready for crisis: because their job never paid-off the skills and efforts that they are using!
There are only few professions who will handle crisis: teachers, doctors and firemen...Because their everyday work is WORSE then global financial crisis!
If Your friend starts to speak in a poetry: probably he got his dose of global financial crisis too!
Try to relax and enjoy crisis!
Because now people have courage to make public demonstrations and demolitions: they have nothing to lose.
When You have nothing to lose: you are unconquerable.
Because now people starts anew discussion about capitalism vs natural households.
Because now You will learn how to take a bath using only one bottle of mineral water
Because finally You can tell to Your Boss everything You think about him!
Because only in crisis we can determine politicians who are fools from politicians who are desperately incorrigible fools.
Because when crisis comes- everybody continues to ignore it and pretends that it does not exist.
Crisis is when You say: "I miss my Job."
You do not complain about high prices and low food quality at the restaurant: simply because You do not go there anymore.
Because You no longer need to explain: why You would like to go fishing.
Your wife will not juge the quality of fixed sinking roof and fixed broken windows, just because YOU fixed them!
You start to think that Your old car was not a junk after all.
Because You will finally participate Your in own scientific projects, like: "Are these mushrooms poisonous?" and "How many days I can live without food?"
Because You finally will learn how to FIX and MEND things!
Because You cant escape from visiting Your parents by saying: "Sorry, Mom, I have to work!"
Because this is the time when You realize that You know how to fight!
Because You no longer need to fake the lack of money in Your wallet.
Because in crisis You highly appreciate neighbors who are watching expensive football channels loud!
You suddenly become thankful for small things that You have: coffee, water, bicycle, sun and air to breathe.
You realize how good it is to go to work on foot!
Because You pay the actual price for products and services, and not The-Price-Of-Profit.
Because finally You have some SPARE time to spend on week-ends
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