Crisis is Cool!

2009-02-20T07:22:00.000-08:00

Because only in crisis people may sell their souls for the price of food, and not get jugged!

2009-02-09T13:14:00.001-08:00

"Hey, President, I think You are GOD: we just MADE GLOBAL recession..."!

2009-02-09T13:13:00.008-08:00

In the current situation of crisis, government is not the solution: it is the problem.

2009-02-09T13:13:00.007-08:00

"You must be misunderstanding something...I ordered Global Financial Crisis next Year, not this YEAR!!"

2009-02-09T13:13:00.005-08:00

"There is no place for Global crisis in my schedule! It is already full!"

2009-02-09T13:13:00.003-08:00

University professors are ready for crisis: because their job never paid-off the skills and efforts that they are using!

2009-02-09T13:13:00.001-08:00

There are only few professions who will handle crisis: teachers, doctors and firemen...Because their everyday work is WORSE then global financial crisis!

2009-02-09T13:12:00.009-08:00

If Your friend starts to speak in a poetry: probably he got his dose of global financial crisis too!

2009-02-09T13:12:00.007-08:00

Try to relax and enjoy crisis!

2009-02-09T13:12:00.005-08:00

Because now people have courage to make public demonstrations and demolitions: they have nothing to lose.

2009-02-09T13:12:00.003-08:00

When You have nothing to lose: you are unconquerable.

2009-02-09T13:12:00.001-08:00

Because now people starts anew discussion about capitalism vs natural households.

2009-02-09T13:11:00.008-08:00

Because now You will learn how to take a bath using only one bottle of mineral water

2009-02-09T13:11:00.007-08:00

Because finally You can tell to Your Boss everything You think about him!

2009-02-09T13:11:00.005-08:00

Because only in crisis we can determine politicians who are fools from politicians who are desperately incorrigible fools.

2009-02-09T13:11:00.003-08:00

Because when crisis comes- everybody continues to ignore it and pretends that it does not exist.

2009-02-09T13:11:00.001-08:00

Crisis is when You say: "I miss my Job."

2009-02-09T13:10:00.007-08:00

You do not complain about high prices and low food quality at the restaurant: simply because You do not go there anymore.

2009-02-09T13:10:00.005-08:00

Because You no longer need to explain: why You would like to go fishing.

2009-02-09T13:10:00.003-08:00

Your wife will not juge the quality of fixed sinking roof and fixed broken windows, just because YOU fixed them!

2009-02-09T13:10:00.001-08:00

You start to think that Your old car was not a junk after all.

2009-02-09T13:09:00.005-08:00

Because You will finally participate Your in own scientific projects, like: "Are these mushrooms poisonous?" and "How many days I can live without food?"

2009-02-09T13:09:00.003-08:00

Because You finally will learn how to FIX and MEND things!

2009-02-09T13:09:00.001-08:00

Because You cant escape from visiting Your parents by saying: "Sorry, Mom, I have to work!"

2009-02-09T13:08:00.006-08:00

Because this is the time when You realize that You know how to fight!

2009-02-09T13:08:00.005-08:00

Because You no longer need to fake the lack of money in Your wallet.

2009-02-09T13:08:00.003-08:00

Because in crisis You highly appreciate neighbors who are watching expensive football channels loud!

2009-02-09T13:08:00.001-08:00

You suddenly become thankful for small things that You have: coffee, water, bicycle, sun and air to breathe.

2009-02-09T13:07:00.002-08:00

You realize how good it is to go to work on foot!

2009-02-09T13:07:00.001-08:00

Because You pay the actual price for products and services, and not The-Price-Of-Profit.

2009-02-09T12:56:00.000-08:00

Because finally You have some SPARE time to spend on week-ends